ferovsko matematicki vicovi 2
A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for abeer?'The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'
Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!'The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
Black holes are places where god divided by zero.
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Heisenberg says 'No, but I know where I am.'
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