Nadogradimo iskricu!

Anna Kournikova i pijesak u gacicama... Paparazzi fotka ;)
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Cestitka svima a posebno muskoj ekipi
 A svi ostali, znate vi dobro…

Ne cini li vam se da je tesko pratiti sve te blogove dok su ovako nabacani bez glave i repa? Ajmo ih malo kategorizirati po temama;
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> Zvoni zvono na vratima. Zena otvori, a pred vratima stoji nepoznati
> muskarac i pita:
> - Imate li vi picku?
> Zena mu sokirano zalupi vrata pred nosom. Drugi dan se prica ponovi i ona
> uvece, sva uzrujana, isprica muzu sta je bilo. Muz najprije dobro opsuje
> perverznjake i dogovore se da on iduceg dana ne ode na posao za slucaj da
> onaj covek opet dodje. Iduceg dana opet zvoni na vratima. Muz stane iza
> vrata, zena otvori, a pred vratima zaista isti covjek i pita:
> - Imate li vi picku?
> Zena skupi svu hrabrost i odgovori:
> - Imam!
> A covjek ce:
> - Onda recite svom muzu da koristi vasu, a ne onu od moje zene.
>

Daj mi smirenosti da prihvatim stvari koje ne mogu promijeniti,  hrabrosti da promijenim stvari koje ne mogu prihvatiti   i mudrosti da sakrijem tijela onih koje sam danas morao ubiti jer su me raspizdili.                                                                                                                                                                                   Također, pomozi mi da pazim čije ću prste danas gaziti      jer oni mogu biti povezani s guzicama koje ću sutra  možda morati ljubiti.                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pomozi mi da uvijek dajem 100% na poslu:                                                                                                                                                                 12% ponedjeljkom                                                                                                                                                                                                                      23% utorkom                                                                                                                                                                                                                         40% srijedom                                                                                                                                                                                                                       20% četvrtkom                                                                                                                                                                                                                         5% petkom                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Kad imam stvarno loš dan                                                                                                                                                                                                i kad mi se čini da me svi samo žele raspizditi,                                                                                                                                                                                            pomozi mi da ne zaboravim da su                                                                                                                                                                                                  potrebna čak 42 mišića da se namrštim,                                                                                                                                                                                               a samo 4 da im pokažem srednji prst                                                                                                                                                                                                         i kažem: Popuši mi!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Amen 



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Link sa puno likova, radnju cete morati sami izmisliti ;)

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kak je bilo na partyu?

A ružnih li faca ;) link

Malo razbibrige



 

Bik i lav sjede za sankom i piju. Lavu zazvoni mobitel.
"Da, draga, dolazim", odgovara lav.
I lav brzo popije svoje piće i sprema se otići.
Kaze mu bik: "I ti si mi neki lav; da mene zove zena, ja bi je poslao... ma znas gdje, i nastavio bi dalje piti s dečkima!"
"Hm,da" odgovara lav, "no, među nama je bitna razlika.
Moja je zena lavica, a tvoja je krava."

Nakon mjesec dana zabavljanja, kaze djevojka decku: - "Pa dragi, mislim da je vrijeme, da me predstavis svojoj porodici." Na to on rece: - "Nece moci. Zena je na poslu, a djeca u skoli."