The restaurant at the end of the multiverse

Ne volim kad se SMS-am s nekime i onda taj netko samo odluči ne odgovoriti, a ne pozdravi.

Things that make you go hmm

I was at the crib, sittin' by the fireplace
Drinkin' cocoa on the bear skin rug
The door bell rang. Who could it be?
Thought to myself then started to shrug
Got to the door. Ding Dong. Who is it?
My girl's best friend had payed me a visit.
Sly as can be, tight dress and all
She knew that I was faithful. I really didn't have the gall.
I tried to chilll. She made the move.
Now I know my girlfriend wouldn't approve.
I didn't realize my girl was settin' me up
Yo, my girl didn't trust me. No!
Yeah, but she lost control I wouln't take the bait.
I said chill baby baby chill baby baby wait
My girl bust in, Caught us creating a boom
She said "Girlfriend"?

Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm, hmm, hmm
Things that make you go hmm

Here's how it started
Just an example of how another brother can trample
Ruin your life, sleep with your wife
Watch your behind
There was a friend of mine named Jay
Would come over late at night and say hey
I watched the fight. I thought is was alright.
'Cause me and Jay were really really tight
So damned close we had the same blood type.
Months went by and my wife got big
We were havin' a child and I got another gig
So I let Jay move into the crib and chill
He had his own room and helped pay the bills
The time had come (for the baby down to the scene)
It looked like Jay and I couldn't believe
Before my eyes in the delivery room.

The things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
The things that make you go hmm, hmm, hmm
The things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
The things that make you go hmm.

Robbie Rob - break it down!

Give it to me Give it to me Give it to me Give it to me (x7)
Give it to me Give it to me

Seventeen and I was havin' a ball
Eleventh grade and "Joe" I knew it all
I fell in love for the very first time
With this girl she really blew my mind
Inner sense and whole lotta class
Style that could give you whiplash
We said hello and my heart be stopped
She was the world and I was on top
Time went by, She filled my universe
We made love, She said I was the first
My boy kept tellin' me. Yo, I don't know
I think your girl's been playing tic tac toe
I'll ask my girl I know she only loves me
Wasn't I the one who took your virginity?
The look on her face read sorrow and gloom
She said "Yeah, Why do you guys always ask that?"

(Chorus)
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
It's the things that make you go hmm

(Repeat Chorus)

Hey ladies
Have you ever had a man
Go away for business, come back with a tan
Comes home late at night from work
You cooked him dinner now you feel like a jerk
Sayin' he didn't have time to eat
And he's not even hungry, he wants to be treat
To the bedroom he said his head hurts
You're only makin' love in radical spurts
Mysterious calls and the phone goes click
You say to yourself "I'm gonna hit him with a brick"
Ain't no way he could be cheatin' on me
I wonder who bought him those BVD's
Dressed to a T to hang with the fellas
Over the guys and I'm getting jealous
Comin' home late smellin' like perfume (fume)

(Repeat Chorus x7)

Things that make you go hmm

How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?

* Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.


How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?

* What, me move?


How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?

* Two.


How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?

* Only one, but he has to bring his mother.


How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?

* A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.


How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?

* One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.


How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?

* Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.


How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?

* None. They LIKE the dark.


How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?

* One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.


How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?

* The light's fine as it is.


How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?

* Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?


How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?

* What light bulb?

Razmišljam malo o godišnjim dobima i shvaćam neke zanimljive stvari.

Proljeće sux jer me hvata alergija i ne mogu mrdnuti iz kuće ni da želim.

Ljeto sux jer je toliko vruće da ni ne želim mrdnuti iz kuće.

Jesen sux jer pljušti kišurina i samo mazohisti mrdaju iz kuće na nju.

Zima sux jer ako i mrdnem van iz kuće, poželjet ću se vratiti u toplo za dvije minute.

Jebo firmu koja ti "instalaciju ADSL-a želi naplatiti 550 kn. Pa oni nisu normalni.

... bile su.

Težim 79.5 kg. Sramotno :(

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I ode blog.

Ima li preživjelih da se presele ovdje? :)

Sad sam se razcmizdrio kao beba... Čitam hr.rec.ljubimci, thread "Što učiniti kad je životu kraj?" i samo curi iz mene...

Zorane, drži se...

http://www.index.hr/clanak.aspx?id=246408

NAKON dugo vremena, hrvatski će gledatelji moći pogledati erotski film u TV eteru. Naime, RTL televizija kreće s ciklusom od čak 44 erotska filma, piše Večernji list.

Dotični filmovi emitirat će se kasno navečer, ne prije pola noći. Tom praksom RTL Televizija samo nastavlja praksu izvornog njemačkog RTL-a, koji redovito u noćnim terminima emitira erotske filmove.

Treba napomenuti da se ne radi o hardcore pornićima, za ljubitelje takvih sadržaja postoje dvije opcije: odlazak u videoteku ili plaćanje posebne usluge nekom od kabelskih operatera.

Napomenimo za kraj nekoliko naziva erotskih filmova koji će uskoro biti emitirani na RTL-u: "Gabriellino buđenje", "Topla kiša Texasa", "Sedmo čulo", "Put strasti za Malibu" i "Put strasti za Vegas".

HT-ovci, jeste li živi? :)

Moje jučerašnje pojačanje kupljeno za 30.000 kn već je zabilo gol :))

Laku noć, mica :))

http://www.dhmz.htnet.hr/prognoza/sedam/hrvatska/14240_n.html

Kad ste se već raskokodakale, evo i mene :)

Dakle, idealna žena koja će me učiniti sretnim mora:

1) Znati fino kuhati;
2) Znati dobro kuhati;
3) Znati kuhati dobru i finu papicu;
4) Nema.

Baš malo razmišljam - vjerojatno će me za desetak godina puknuti da ću htjeti imati klinca, a čisto sumnjam da će ga se tada moći stvoriti na potpuno umjetan način. Preostat će samo opcija usvajanja...