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A transcript of the new ANSWERING SERVICE recently installed at the Mental Health Institute.  

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press: no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.  If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
  


"Ljubav nikad ne umire prirodnom smrću. Umire jer joj ne znamo obnoviti izvor. Umire od sljepoće, pogrešaka, izdaje. Umire od bolesti i rana; umire zbog dosade, gubitka svježine i sjaja."


"Kada slijepo prihvatimo religiju, politički sistem ili doslovnu dogmu, postajemo roboti. Tada se prestajemo razvijati"
 Anaïs Nin (1903 - 1977), američka književnica

tikvice imamo za ručak. :-)

na salatu!

'De toutes les femmes que j'ai connues au cours de ma vie, rares sont celles qui ont approché Anaïs en beauté, et en grâce féminine. Elle était à la fois une charmeuse, une aristocrate... et une personne farouchement réservée' // Henri Miller

''"Pravo mu je ime Heinrich - koliko mi se to više sviđa! Nijemac je. Izgleda mi poput Slavena, ali u odnosu na žene pokazuje tipičnu njemačku sentimentalnost i romantizam. Za njega seks znači ljubav. Njegova je morbidna mašta njemačka. Voli ružnoću. Ne smeta mu miris urina i kupusa. Voli psovke, dijalekt, prostitutke, razbojničke četvrti, prljavštinu grubost. ''