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I heard of this guy who looks a lot like Bukowski and he spends his time hanging around literary conventions and the like, charming young girls who don't know that the guy actually died eleven years ago. And they're crazy about fucking him of course, even though he could be twice their grandfather. Since he's an expert on Bukowski, he always knows how to act and what to say and they all fall for it. He invites them for a drink, buys a bottle of whiskey and later tells them he's got nowhere to spend the night (which is usually true). When somebody complains to him about this habit of his, he mentions a story of Bukowski's in which he accidentally walks into a flat where two beautiful and horny young people give him a good time thinking he's some other famous writer. And when others complain to him that "Bukowski was never much of a ladies' man", he says "Neither was Lincoln". No one understands this, of course.