All Your Base

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said

%Let there be light!

#Enter user id.

%God

#Enter password.

%Omniscient

#Password incorrect. Try again.

%Omnipotent

#Password incorrect. Try again.

%Technocrat

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
%Let there be light!

#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%Create light

#Done

%Run heaven and earth

#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
%Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%Create firmament

#Done.

%Run firmament

#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
%Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and

#Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
%Create dry_land

#Done.

%Run firmament

#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
#Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
%Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
#Unspecified type. Try again.

%Create sun_moon_stars

#Done

%Run sun_moon_stars

#And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
#Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
%Create fish

#Done

%Create fowl

#Done

%Run fish, fowl

#And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
#Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
%Create cattle

#Done

%Create creepy_things

#Done

%Now let us make man in our image

#Unspecified type. Try again.

%Create man

#Done

%Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

#Too many command operands. Try again.
%Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 6 errors.

%Insert breath

#Done

%Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 5 errors.

%Move man to Garden of Eden

#File Garden of Eden does not exist.

%Create Garden.edn

#Done

%Move man to Garden.edn

#Done

%Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 4 errors.

%Copy woman from man

#Done

%Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 3 errors.

%Insert woman into man

#Illegal parameters. Try again.

%Insert man into woman

#Done

%Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 2 errors.

%Create desire

#Done

%Run multiplication

#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

%Create freewill

#Done

%Run freewill

#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

%Undo desire

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
%Destroy freewill

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

%Help

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

%Create tree_of_knowledge

#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

%Create good, evil

#Done

%Activate evil

#And God saw he had created shame.
#Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.
#1 errors.

%Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

#Search failed.

%Delete shame

#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
%Destroy freewill

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

%Stop

#Unrecognizable command. Try again
%Break

%Break

%Break

#ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:
COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

%Create new world

#You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.

%Destroy earth

#Destroy earth: Please confirm.

%Destroy earth confirmed

#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

#And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
#Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.

Eh, da sam bar ja to napisal... :)

To je jedna jaako stara fora, koja ima dosta varijacija. A zapravo, nitko točno ne zna tko je prvi počeo s tim. :)

God? ;)

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 13. / %Let there be _sas_!

Hehe... Ma nije on osobno pisal... sigurno je imal nekog proroka-informatičara. Ovaj Stallman mi je sumnjiv nešto. :D

propheti su meni super. uvijek sam gajio strahopoštovanje prema njima. on dođe i kaže da će nešto biti i to bude. rulez! :))

"Prophet," said I, "thing of evil /
prophet still, if bird or devil /
by that heaven that bend above us /
by that God we both ignore.. :)

Another Prophet of Disaster / Who says the ship is lost, / Another Prophet of Disaster / Leaving you to count the cost. / Taunting us with Visions, / Afflicting us with fear, / Predicting War for millions, / In the hope that one appears. :) ova mi je uvijek bila najdraža :)

tell this soul with sorrow laden /
willful and destructive intent /
how had lapsed a pure heart lady /
to the greediest of needs /
sweaty arrogant dickless liar /
who ascribed to nothing higher /
than a jab from prick to needle /
straight to betrayal and disgrace /
the conscience showing not a trace.

No point asking when it is, / No point asking who's to go, / No point asking what's the game, / No point asking who's to blame. / 'cos if you're gonna die, die with your boots on

...i tako mi pjevasmo... :))))

A... željezna djeva. :)

...a i albatros je imao svoju priču... ;)

ali to već spada u priču starog mornara :))

a znaš li ti đitterbaže da su valari stvarali svijet pjesmom? :)

King, ja tebe opet ne kužim niš... :) Jel to povezano s onim ogromnim knjižurinama kaj imaš na polici?

Mišo ima interesantne priloge, bez obzira na to kaj su ga svi odjebali. :)

daki, nas dvojica smo DVOJICA. i to je to.... samo smo rođeni na isti datum :) da, đitt, silmarillion. "knjiga postanka" ;) zajebano djelo. jako dobro. nekom sam posudio a baš mi se išče opet čitati... :)

Model električnog svemira?

da. u zadnje vrijeme je počeo dovoditi neke "ekavce", a sad su ga i oni odjebali :))) možda mu se ne da radit po ovoj vrućini. pustiš emisiju i uvališ se u fotelju i piješ nestea :))

hehe... a ne pušim baš ovo kad sad melju...

možda je na godišnjem.... (jeblo te skrolanje)

Mi na peceju možemo stisnut kotačić i onda samo pomaknut miš malo prema dolje, pa se samo skrola... xexe.

daki, sam se zajebaji... stavit ći te u vipicu, pa će ti biti žao ;))

(đitt, odjebeš. imaj brem malo sućuti prema nama-sa-jednom-tipkom-i-bez-skrolera-i-ičeg-drugog :)

s-jednom-tipkom... hehe.. ko kiklopi neki. :D

viš ti..? 30. lipnja. štošta bitno se dogodilo u lipnju :)))))))) i D-Day ;)

a daaaaaaajjjjjjj.... diskriminatoru nijedan! :D

ovo "diskriminatoru" je bilo upućeno đittu (da ne bi bilo zabune) daki, rispekt! :)

A dobro, bar ne moraš razmišljat puno koji gumb da klikneš... :D

nego... kuiš ti koja je to umjetnost? ha? s tom jednom tipkom čuda radimo. samim time što uopće radimo na tome, to je umjetnost :))

Sad sam skoro počel vjerovat da stvarno imate samo jednu tipku... Reci da se zayebavaš... :)

đitt, doktore.... pomagaj!!!! vidim bijelog miša na stolu!!!! :DDD

A koja je mašina? iMAC G5?

sad više ni nema vidljive tipke. sve je tipka!!! samo klikčeš :)

powerMac. single (uh! :) 1.8. prva serija.... ma neka. sam dok se da surfati i igrati :))

Sve je tipka. :DD To je za aliene rađeno. :D

Sad pričaju o OBE-u... Interesting...

noć, daki :))

da. šara.

Najtinajt, dak. :)

izvadio sam si ektoplazmu iz nosa :D

Pazi samo da ne dobije svoju svijest. :)

sad je kasno da pazim. dao sam joj slobodu :))

A yebiga sad. A ne bi ti čovek niš rekel da nisi goustbasterse gledal nikad. :)

LOL! I've got to call someone :))

Hu ju gona kol?

GHOSTBUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!! :DD

:))) A valjda možemo obradu nekakvu složit. :)

a jel jesi ti uopće za to da mixamo stilove? mislim, što se mene tiče, mora biti barem malo ĐŽ ĐŽ... al mislim da se novi smjerovi dobijaju baš miješanjem stilova. znaš... kuac bi danas bilo linkin parkova i limp bizkita da anthraxi nisu zapjevali sa public enemy...

i aerosmith i run dmc...

nije to zbog novog smjera već zbor nečeg novog uopće. malo svježine. r'n'r se ionako vraća na velika vrata. već je svima dosta ovg lupanja po bitovima... rave i sl. is dead :)

:D i qrac bi bilo rokenrola da su prije znali radit pojačala koja ne izobličuju zvuk. :)

Da, i granulacija bitova kojekakvih... :)

:))) nu. hoću reći da vrijeme DiĐejeva prolazi

kef, kod nas nikad ne možeš zakasnit na najbolje. :D

kefa, you're never late :)

hehe... ovo je zbog datuma rođenja :D

:D

nego, đitt, jesi se ti izjasnio glede WS? jesu ti ok?

izbriši prošli komentar. zalazi u :PA :))

moj komentar/pitanje... uf! objašnjavam :) to se ne smije, jel?

Aaaa, netko nije upoznat s 'ne briši nikog osim lotharia' politikom? :) WS... mkajaznam... nisam se priviknul još baš na njih... mada imaju nade nekakve..

ma nisam mislio DOSLOVNO obrisati :) nego se ograđujem. kao svjesno sam biće :))) a što ti slušaš još osim ludog rida i onog drugog?

Oke, ovaj drugi komentar-pitanje već gaze po asimptoti. :D A kaj... trenutno sam na njima, al mijenja se to stalno... Viš, voljel bi pinkiće nabavit... imam svega par pjesama njihovih... :/

evo ljilje. idem gledat. jebga, što se mora-mora se :) c ya guru-đitt :))

Nnda, idem i ja gledat unutrašnju stranu kapaka, al ak to nebu išlo, onda plafon. :) (kapak je dosta čudna riječ)... Cheerz, guru-king. :)

g..gg...gggggeneeeezaaaaa!:)