The restaurant at the end of the multiverse

How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?

* Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.


How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?

* What, me move?


How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?

* Two.


How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?

* Only one, but he has to bring his mother.


How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?

* A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.


How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?

* One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.


How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?

* Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.


How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?

* None. They LIKE the dark.


How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?

* One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.


How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?

* The light's fine as it is.


How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?

* Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?


How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?

* What light bulb?

Stavio sam maloprije i drugu, malo opširniju verziju, ali je bila nečitljiva, a bogami mi se ne pokreće šugavi IE.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? --- One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask me?

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Ovo moje bikovsko je definitivno točno :) U drugoj varijanti, koju sad neću stavljati na blog, ide ovako: "Q: How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: Tauruses don't like to change anything. A: One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex. A: One, but just try to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away." - ne može biti točnije od toga :)

laaaaž, to je prljava laaaž :)

lol za PMS...:)...mada nebih rekla..pa ja volim svjetlo...:))