The celebration of the lizard slob

I am the Lizard Slob! I can do anything! I am the Wing King! I can eat anything! .. drooling helplessly in my old leather pants. I'm breaking on through ...the backside! odds are 5 to 1 ..I was the one that farted. I'm the back door man! Rock stars are the best! Jimmy, Janis, and me! We all smell pretty good! The 60's were cool, man!
I'm Jim Morrison. No shit!! Hello, I love me! The sheriff whispered "Peace Frog" to the L.A. woman in my head. I loved her madly.. I thought I shot the sheriff but it turned out to be my pillow. I guess I was stoned.
I remembered I was still alive in 1987. I bought an inflatable hippie love doll with a happy stoned look on her face, love beads, long straight hair, and an easy to clean twat. She yelled "touch me!" at my crawling king snake. .. flashbacks lit my fire! Bing. Boing. Bong hit. BONE! Oh, Lordy! Tell all the People! I was the wishful, sinful, wild child, unknown stoner riding through the storm FUCKING WINO! Yeah! THAT'S ME! The Lizard Slob! C'mon, why don't you all come up on the stage and love me? the 60's were cool, man!
Chewing brown acid, buying lids of pot, Smoking banana peels.. People are strange. Party against the war! Tim Leary said it well Turn on, turn around, pass out.. I confess before the soft parade.. Am I still in art school?
The ceremony will begin I admit, I am the Wing King! .. the Lizard Slob! .. ..the dead hippie! The 60's were cool, man! Death tongue slithers up my sweaty crack As I try to concentrate. Woos of awe from those cute hippie girls.. ..drives my brain to uh.. hmm.. lost my train of thought there ..DRUGS! I'm a rock star! Look at my dick! Where are the drugs? The 60's were cool, man!

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hm, jel' to c/p ili origigi?

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