Aj liv, egejn! (rek'o b' Caleb i uz'o vile u ruke)

For those Britons who drink in pubs but miss the atmosphere as it was before smoking bans (for example, who may be disoriented by "new" smells that are no longer masked by cigarette smoke), the company Dale Air has introduced, in aerosol cans, a fragrance that it says mimics the musty, ashtray-based scent so familiar to veteran pub-goers. [The Sun (London), 9-19-07]

The prominent Rotterdam Natural History Museum in the Netherlands, which houses over 300,000 species, announced in October that it was missing a particular one that it fears is dying out: crab lice (pubic hair lice). In a June science journal article, researchers had hypothesized that the "Brazilian bikini wax" was in part responsible for the scarcity; said the museum's curator, "Pubic lice can't live without pubic hair." [Newsday-AP, 10-19-07]


In November, Britain's new weather-themed Cool Cash lottery game was canceled after one day because too many players failed to understand the rules. Each card had a visible temperature and a temperature to be scratched off, and the purchaser would win if the scratched-off temperature was "lower" than the visible one. Officials said they had received "dozens" of complaints from players who could not understand why, for example, minus-5 is not a lower temperature than minus-6. [Manchester Evening News, 11-3-07]


(Disklejmer: kopirano s http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html)

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:D

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(Zajebaji, zajebaji, će da otvorim njuz portal i ima da zaposlim ljude, pa da kopipejstaju vasceli bložji dan.)

nemere, za uspjeh trebaš ideju koja je nova i neiskorištena :D

Ajde, reci čiki, ko je tebe jutijo? Buci, buci.

Pa, kopipejstaće se i guzice i sise. I šta više trebaš? To odrade dva stara pornofila zapošljeni kao "senior graphic content consultant manager".

hmmm... daj mail za CV :D

A i zaboravih, kad krene poso, pa se prebacim na tiskane medije, novine će se štancat na papiru koji može poslužiti kao tariguz i s tintom koja neće raditi probleme u tom slučaju. :D