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Vicevi /Pregled vica

- Rubrika: Zanimljivosti,
- Naslov: You know you are a Bosnian when...

You know you are a Bosnian when:

- your family owns a manual coffee grinder

- you take your shoes off when you enter the house, and every family member has his/her own slippers (plus some extra for the guests)

- your neighbour comes over every day uninvited, for coffee

- your father wears a striped pajamas

- you start your day with a cup of cofee and a cigarette

- you have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name

- your mother/nena wont accept the fact that you are not hungry

- you have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week

- you have "sarma" for dinner the remaining 3 days

- a loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day

- you are 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina" and "Sarajevsko"

- you dont speak to your cousins who support "Zeljo"

- when your nena insists you eat something with "kasika" at least once a week

- you chop up some onions and then decide what to cook for dinner

- your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you

- your mother tells you not to sit on the concrete slabs, or your ovaries are going to freeze

- your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the temperature outside

- your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you will get brain tumor

- your mother tells you that you will get sick from drinking cold water

- you tuck in your "potkosulja" into your underwear

- your parents wonder why you take shower every day

- your parents tell you that they had you, AND your sister/brother when they were your age

- a couple of days really means a week or so

- your parents have "goblene" on their walls, and "heklanje" on every piece of their furniture, including the TV

- your parents make "zimnica" every september

- your mother threathens you with "samo cekaj dok ti se babo vrati kuci"

- you spend all your family vacations in Neum

- you drive there in a family "golf"

- you take a cab to go everywhere

- you begin most sentences with "jebi ga", "svega mi", or "Tita mi"

- your young cousin does not know what "Tita mi" means

- you can not explain what "ba" means, but you use it all the time

- you are the only one who gets all the Mujo and Suljo jokes

- you know the entire script of "Walter brani Sarajevo" by heart

- you despise your cousin who is going out with an "unproforac"

- your mother bakes a cake without oil, sugar, eggs, or flour, and she calls it "a war cake"

- the time is divided into "before" and "after" the war

- your father refers to all politicians with "djubrad", "lopovi", and "kriminalci"

- you have at least one best friend from high school who went to "their side" and you still can not explain it to yourself

- your remaining friends from high school live in Australia, Norway, South Africa, and Malaysia

- you dont want to talk about the war to anyone, but that is the only thing you talk about with other Bosnians

- you have at least three passports, and have lived in at least 4 countirsin the last 12 years

tvrdnja tocna a ja ni kapi bosanske krvi u sebi...

a koja tvrdnja je točna:)

ja nisam...vozim matiz

ako jedeš toliko pite.. nemoj biti škrta.. pozovi me da ti pomognem:)

pol njih,putovnice,draga nena...mom zmaju je zbilja ime nena..hehe

e ta njie tocna,pitu ni ne volim,a i nena je namlo daleko

nema veze.. ti ispeci.. već će se pojesti:)