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Ako nema dovoljno teksta onda ti svake pizdarije stavi na prvu stranu!!! 

 
Kaže Vanda da torta Holly-Estes dobro ide uz cvijeće. 

Zasladite se ... a i da se ne baci.
Šteta bi bilo.
Dobar tek.
 

 
Što se dogodi kada kengur_u_štiklicama sjedne za komp? 

e ?
i ?
dije moja torta?
nemaje.
sakrila se Iza 

 

 
Iskrica je mjesto na kojem je započela njihova ljubav!
Sada, točno u ponoć, nek ova Wanda-Ortiz torta bude jedan moj mali dar za njihov današnji dan vjenčanja.

http://www.ices.org/newsletters/cakeimages/may/Wanda-Ortiz.jpg
Sretno ti/vam bilo Vanda.

A transcript of the new ANSWERING SERVICE recently installed at the Mental Health Institute.  

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press: no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.  If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
  


"Ljubav nikad ne umire prirodnom smrću. Umire jer joj ne znamo obnoviti izvor. Umire od sljepoće, pogrešaka, izdaje. Umire od bolesti i rana; umire zbog dosade, gubitka svježine i sjaja."


"Kada slijepo prihvatimo religiju, politički sistem ili doslovnu dogmu, postajemo roboti. Tada se prestajemo razvijati"
 Anaïs Nin (1903 - 1977), američka književnica