The restaurant at the end of the multiverse

Hm, sutra je u Močvari "Trip to Zion", reggae/dub i jungle/dnb... Sve me vuče da odem, ali jebiga, nitko moj ne ide :/

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IAKO je od ustoličenja novog Pape, Benedikta XVI, prošlo tek par tjedana, čovjek kojeg su mediji nazivali "Panzer kardinalom" okomio se na seriju dječjih knjiga o malom čarobnjaku Harryu Potteru, ustvrdivši da su imaju osnovu u crnoj magiji te da su usmjerene protiv kršćanstva.

I kiši, kiši kiša
Na čvoru crne smrče

Aplauz, molim!

Uffff, koja rasturačina... Četiri puta! Ja triput, ona jednom :) Pa neka netko kaže da su žene u prednosti po tom pitanju :))

Chelsky ili Redsi? Prognoziram 3:2 za plave, iako ću pjevušiti u sebi "you'll never walk alone"...

Ima stvarno naivnih ljudi...

Evo, jedna cura upoznala nekog dečka pred par dana i - pazite sad - uspio joj je prodati foru da ju voli! :D

Jesam li gay ako slušam Evanescence? :))

I još me uvijek "uhvati" nešto u trbuhu kad slučajno naiđem na prošlost...

Usranog li 1. maja...

Paradise is not a place, it's a form of consciousness; the following step in human evolution, initiated by the DNA system... This DNA system contains all information necessary for transformation of living structure of past, present and future forms... Today the collective consciousness has reached a special point of transformation, being able to receive and integrate with the great cosmic law, never changing and forever true in the name of love... Dance for paradise!

I know a little bit
About a lot of things
But I don't know enough about you
Just when I think you're mine
You try a different line and
Baby, what can I do?

I read the latest news
No buttons on my shoes
Baby, I'm confused about you
You've got me in a spin and
What a spin I'm in
Cause I don't know enough about you

Jack-of-all-trades, master of none
And isn't it a shame
I'm so sure that you'd be good for me
If you'd only play my game

You know I went to school and
I'm nobody's fool
That is to say until I met you
You've got me in a spin and
What a spin I'm in
Cause I don't know enough about you

I know a bit about biology
A little more about psychology
I'm a little gem in geology
But I don't know enough about you

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Imam jednog net-frenda s kojim komuniciram vrlo zanimljivo, prosječno razmijenimo dva mejla godišnje. Nisu neki dugački mejlovi, ali su definitivno najbolji jer su zasnovani na faktoru iznenađenja - uopće ne očekuješ, već si skroz zaboravio na čovjeka, a kad tamo, nešto piše. Ne piše čak ni mnogo više od dvije-tri rečenice, ali dobro je to tako. Mejlovi bi trebali veseliti ljude!

(Upravo sam odgovorio na jedan iz studenog prošle godine. Osam riječi!)

... s kojom sam se trebao naći da mi donese jedan pomno traženi i nikada dotad pronađeni CD.

I obrisala se.

O, sudbo kleta...

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